kawaiidk:

kawaiidk:

what do you call coffee that has a dirty little secret

not tea

windydude:

it does not rain in south east asia, it singapours

rneerkat:

its against the law for certain birds to get sick. very very ill eagle

nightthekitten:

forrest-faerie:

emir-dynamite:

The level in the cup never rises.

The pot is never empty, its angle never changes.

I have seen forever.

infiniTEA

^done

degrassholes:

instead of ‘gay friends’ can we say homiesexuals 

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what do boxes breath

boxygen

i stand corrected

hannahpooper:

*cuts your head off* sorry that was an axe-ident

nazerine:

apatheticghost:

my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”

well you don’t have a boy but it looks to me like you’ve got some raw men

kankrivantas:

the-amazing-memow:

kankrivantas:

i fell asleep on my laptop

guess you could say it was a… naptop